Dear Molars.....

I understand that you are moving in and we are happy to have you. However, do you think you could move a littler quicker. The spaces that you are moving into are not very happy at the moment. They ache. They are sore. And they are causing the landlord a lot of sleepless nights. Along with fever, loss of appetite and mood swings. I am not sure we can take much more of it.

I understand you are an important part of the process and you are in fact needed for many functions. But, enough is enough already! You have been taking 3 days already to move in...how many more days do you expect to take. As the primary owner I need to know!!

Thank you for your time.
Please respond as soon as possible!!
Sincerely,
Mom